Pantyhose

A woman's best friend when she hasn't shaved

Look how smooth her legs look, she must be wearing pantyhose.

by oy angelina March 28, 2011

spend a penny

to expel urine from one's body

Where's the bathroom? I really need to spend a penny!

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

panty job

When your GF takes off her moist panties and puts them on you prior to accomodating the pepperoni.

"My boyfriend came in about one second when I gave him that panty job."

by redneck kicker January 19, 2008

Penny

A Global 9 and AP Psychology teacher whose "haha's" tend to be sarcastic.

Oh yeah, Penny was just #saltined.

by Forking Shirt November 12, 2018

Panty Pudding

the vaginal sludge that accumulates in a girl's underwear (especially if she works on a road crew all day)

You should wash your panty pudding out before it gets crusty and sticks together, babe.

by Skankbone November 25, 2013

penny vacuum

1) Somebody who is notorious for collecting pennies.
2) A jew.

Matt: Wow, Max is penny vacuum!
Nick: Yes, I'm told he is Jew.

by devbug April 21, 2011

Pantyhose affect

The pantyhose affect is when a schoolgirl wheres pantyhose and instantly becomes more sexier.

Bob: “when ella wheres trousers she looks shit but shes sexy with pantyhose”

Tyler: “its called the pantyhose affect”

by Maleschoolboys October 17, 2018