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A serious softening of the penis.
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A serious softening of the penis.
Impotence.
Hey man what is wrong with me?!?!?! Not even that wild ass HOT red head could get me hard last night. I must be getting old or something...
No man it was all that tequila you drank.
Yea but she was SO HOT... and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing...
Wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.
No man it was all that tequila you drank.
Yea but she was SO HOT... and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing...
Wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.
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