by megan delio November 24, 2010

Internet-slang for saying Penis. Most often used on internet message boards, instant-messages, and/or IRc.
On the internet you don't say "I got a bigger penis than you", you say "I got a bigger e-peen than you", because you can't really see it as it's over the internet and therefore electronic in nature.
by Rougie March 30, 2004

by microoo-pp-lover 8=D March 17, 2019

A penis so small it stretches negatively through your asshole all the way from here to mars. The existence of an Anti-peen would bring down the average penis size to about 4 mm, as it would measure about -472 billion mm.
Guy: I wish the average penis size was 4mm
The Monkeys Paw subreddit: Granted, you now have an Anti-peen
The Monkeys Paw subreddit: Granted, you now have an Anti-peen
by Gryan77802 November 6, 2019

An electronic dick that has the power to control the entire internet without your command. Very irrational and hard to maintain like a regular boner.
by usmanisabitch August 31, 2019

A man, who can usually be found at the gym, who has a bad odor between his legs around the genitals.
by fluffs4eves November 30, 2011
