Peacock's Law

The greater the status, the greater the liklihood of norm violation

John is demonstrating following the peacock's law by walking into his office in T-shirt and sandals while all his employees have to be in a suit

by Human Peacocking May 29, 2023

Peacocking

When you exaggerate your sides that are cool and impressive already, because fuck you that's why.

Hey, I'm giving you this hat because you are super tall. Wear it for peacocking, bro.

by Non Zenon April 16, 2021

Broccoli and the peacock

A complicated sexual position similar to 69, that can only be performed by straight couples.

Jenny isn't pregnant. All she does with Bill is broccoli and the peacock.

by Renee Lame October 12, 2012

Peacock

refers to a person with a tiny weiner. unlike his areolas though... theyre huge 'enry. smokes too much asscrack. his dads a lengers tho, his name is bigcock. these types of people arent allowed near skools tho coz then it gets a bit naughty hehe.

"is that zaid?"
"nah its peacock, the one with saggy areolas"

by Drew Pea-cock February 25, 2022

bobbing peacock

To urinate or ejaculate so forcefully your penis flails uncontrollably.

Last night with Sasha she tugged me off so hard I started bobbing peacock all over her.

by DeVamke January 15, 2016

bloated peacock

A clueless pretentious arrogant person who is in love with themselves.
They are kind of like the emperor parading around with no clothes on.

Sheep sometimes follow them along, blindly worshiping their every move.

The spiritual leader strutted around the stage like the bloated peacock he is, while his followers sang his praises.

by 3dsg January 16, 2018

Red Irish peacock

The act of getting with an Irish fire croth, and eating a chalupa out of her butthole.

I did a red irish peacock with misty

by Anally penetrate December 5, 2010