pastavazool

being an idiot in a predicted way

that woodshop student skipped class. What a pastavazool

by kjfijrf November 21, 2007

pastorbator

An ordained female minister who spends her free time fingering her holes while dreaming of used by a man.

After the service the Pastorbator went home and rode her Hatachi Magic Wand till the neighbors could hear the moaning that marked the arrival of every Sunday afternoon.

by MCK73 February 10, 2014

making pasta

A deceptive phrase used as a euphemism for masturbating while still using an instant messaging site or program. More commonly practiced by males, this phrase gained popularity as earlier phrases like "be right back" or "going to the bathroom" became too obvious.

Ted: "Dude, I tried to message you on MSN but you were 'away'"
David: "Sorry about that, I was making pasta. Don't tell Elizabeth though."

by amish_rabbi23 July 14, 2009

pastapastacious

Amazingly hot chick with huge baps, normally very slutty.

Check out that pastapastacious over there Daaaaamn! She's a proper prakatan.

by Vikstarr May 10, 2009

pastamagoria

A mixture of pastas. When you have several boxes of half-empty pasta, mixing them together creates pastamagoria.

This pastamagoria is off the hook -- it has rotini, macaroni, AND fusilli!

I don't get paid for another week, so it looks like pastamagoria tonight.

by v3louria October 29, 2010

Pasta Patriot

A pasta patriot is someone who devotes their life to pasta.

Jon : Hey man, you sell pasta?
Rawbnique: We only sell pasta to certified Pasta Patriots.
Jon: How do I become a Pasta Patriot?
Rawbnique: You can start by replacing your wardrobe with pasta themed clothing.

by TotallyNotKednickTheWizard November 29, 2014

pastafied

to suffer from a cliché seen in creepypastas

If a video's been pastafied, it's either trolling or deadly.

by Aqxer June 6, 2014