Gerbil Packing

The process of taking a live gerbil and shoving it up one's rectum for the purpose of erotic stimulation. Historically this is achieved through the use of a toilet paper tube. Sadly, the gerbil does not typically survive the process.

I once heard that Richard Geere was caught Gerbil Packing with a prostitute in some hotel room.

by Bill Gates November 17, 2006

packing some timber

Overweight, having excessive fat around the torso.
Used in Northern parts of England to describe both male and females, children or adults.

"He is packing some timber" means "he is fat"

by Hazel Jones September 10, 2007

puckering asshole

When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.

"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"

by Thotler💁 July 23, 2015

pocketing

The act of penetrating ones anus thus making it gape then proceeding to drop ones balls into the gaping anus.

girl : me and marco did pocketing last night.
friend : whats that?
girl : he put his balls in my ass after we did anal.

by Jdizzlefizzlegizzle June 4, 2010

packing heat

someones huge ass dick

Girl: Ooooo You Packing heat!
Me: Ya Girl ofc

by SoundCloud Rapper March 14, 2018

Orifice Puckering Compound

Orifice Puckering Compound marketed and sold under the name OPC. A powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and MLM companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.

I bought this crap from my brother called OPC. When he told me the price, my asshole puckered up tight as a drum. That shit should be called Orifice Puckering Compound, not OPC!

by MayorPogo May 13, 2010

Packing

1: Concealing a firearm
2: Concealing a Pakistani refugee

"Paking heat"
Packing a Paki

by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006