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Promit

The act of becoming so intoxicated during prom that you puke everywhere
Did you see La'dasha last night? that bitch promited all over the dance floor
by Leslie Dolphin May 9, 2014
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promotions

The purported result of viewing NSFW on a (supposedly) worksafe message/imageboard.

Originates from the /v/ board of 4chan, where it was a common joke to post that you just got fired because your boss caught you looking at NSFW material. Was later changed to "promotions", probably because the irony/absurdity of it made it funnier.
(porn or gore is posted)
Poster 1: "PROMOTIONS!"
Poster 2: "I JUST MADE CEO!"
by Kanjite Knight April 20, 2009
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Promt

Too eat
Promt
by Nononononnononononono May 31, 2018
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Irish Promotion

The boss calls me into the office today for an Irish promotion and the next thing I know is I'm polishing port-a johns in August.
by Fucks-A-Lot November 7, 2011
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[promptuitiveness]

when one is prompt about responding to a matter, showing their intuitive behavior when things need to be completed ASAP. Causing an effect without hesitation. promptuitiveness
thank you, i appreciate the promptuitiveness you have displayed when sending that parcel out. It never would have made it on time without your assistance.
by Bluebutter Pate' April 13, 2014
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prompter

A camera with a specially angled glas pain in front, as well as a screen (mostly) to the bottom of the screen. This allows the person in front of the camera to read a message while looking into the camera - making the audience think that they’re being looked at directly.
The host presented today’s news - seemingly knowing all by heart, he read them off the prompter.
by Tinkerlego May 17, 2019
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Prompter Preacher

All television on-camera news personalities that pontificate and deliver pious news messages or tragic stories with a sober look and serious tone in their voice. They are not the writers of the story but simply the messengers of guilt to the camera.
That tv anchor seems humbled by the drought's impact on the Somali people, but really he's nothing more than a prompter preacher.

Did you hear all the prompter preaches today? They're all saying that higher taxes on me will somehow solve all the country's problems.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
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