Penis Promise

When two men wrap they're dicks together and make a promise

Do you penis promise you won't fuck the dog anymore?

by big hairy nutsack 3 August 18, 2019

florida promise

a verbal agreement made by a floridian, which is usually not kept.

jon made a florida promise, and did not show up.

by chris artis September 28, 2007

false promise of pudding

when a girl gives you the slight or direct notion that she will sleep with you and then she doesn't.
Like being promised that if you finish your dinner you will get pudding for desert and you end up getting pumpkin pie!

yo yesterday, jane told me we was gonna get it on and it turned out to be a total false promise of pudding man!!

by abdoolio February 1, 2008

plastic promise

A promise that is never planned to be kept.

Her plastic promise made me feel terrible.

by EpicMC February 3, 2017

politician's promise

Belch,fart,vomit or any other kind of rotten spew that could come out of a person or animal. It is named such because a politican's promise and a burb are worth about the same thing,only difference is that most people excuse themselves after a burp.

BUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!!
Dude nice politician's promise!

by rockymntnoysters January 20, 2009

Moroccan Promise

Not a promise at all. Moroccans think it's okay to make promises, and not a big deal to not follow up on them.

''He told me this carpet is genuine Berber, but it's made in China. Moroccan promise...''

Vendor: ''My friend, I give you this free of charge''
Me: "Thanks"
Vendor: "That will be 1,000 dirhams"
Me: "Moroccan promise...."

by George11111 June 11, 2013

negrodamus promise

originated by chuck wilson..it is another name for a jimmy tap....a slap to the nuts

that fo just got a negrodamus promise

by bubba hotep March 3, 2005