Porno egg

An egg cooked so well the yoke squirts out when eating it

I had a porno egg sandwich today it squirted over my hoodie

by Stan Stanley stanforth January 12, 2021

Porno

Porno is used to describe someone or something that is presented to you but its not something that you absolutely love but don't definitely hate. One would always describe something as porno when you would see someone with a little moustache or if you are driving a tiny little car or van that was similar to being hippy but not hippy. practice of an unconventional lifestyle similar to Bohemian.

Some aspects of the meaning can be used in music when the beat might be similar to that of an actual porn movie.

"Those shoes are porno asf". "That shirts a bit porno". "That moustache is porno". "Look at him/her driving that porno little van".

by ABartles May 14, 2021

porno syndrome

When u think a lot about things that will not happen but u’re still think they can happen.

Man 1: Dude this girl will suck my dick
Man 2: Never bro, she is way out of your league, you got that porno Syndrome

by 0verthinker April 21, 2021

Porno

To do great harm to someone psychologically

What onaway Michigan does to people is porno

by Oral Anul November 29, 2025

Baby Porno

the best thing to ever exist, a baby sexing with another one.

Minker: Name something better than god
Monker: Baby Porno.

by sunodim February 19, 2025

Porno accurate

When the quality of a movie or acting is so bad its like watching a Porno

John: did ya hear about Resident evil Welcome to Raccoon City

Steve: naw mate i heard its pretty Porno Accurate

by Arndehgrt August 3, 2022

Porno Titty

When you are fucking a chick and only one of her boobs is moving, just like you would see when a chick is getting fucked in a porno.

I was fucking this chick missionary and only her left titty was moving, so I was watching her porno titty.

by Marty1985 June 18, 2022