ponce

A ponce, typically male, is one who enjoys the scent of his own farts, more than he enjoys the company of others.

"I dare say, that Richard Dawkins is such a ponce."

by coolbananas June 27, 2008

poncentration

A value representing the mean per-capita pretentiousness and dickheadedness in a given location or community.

I like overpriced coffee as much as the next chap, but I just can't set foot in a Starbucks; the poncentration is high enough to make me physically ill.

by mcsquiggedy November 11, 2010

poncho nuts

n.

Totally crazy or trippin

Yo, Matt over there is totally poncho nuts.

by Frickedurchick93 June 27, 2016

poncelet

classic tractor lover girl that is so nice and a great bestfriend and is looking for a guy that will always tand up for her and make her smile.

If you ever find a poncelet know shes a keeper

by lif af May 15, 2017

backward poncho

When a girl is so unattractive, that u make her put a poncho on backward to cover her face and body. this is the most degrading form of the paper bag.

Sam: Yo did you fuck the sea monster last night?
AJ:Hell yea, i gave that bitch a backward poncho.
Avi: preach it

by AJ castellini April 8, 2008

Picnic Rug Poncho

That thing your teacher wears to try and look sophisticated but instead just makes all the seniors stare and mock.

Girl: Holy Fuck!! What is Miss Richarsonismjs wearing ?!

Friend: I have heard about those... its supposed to be a plait poncho but looks more like a picnic rug

Girl: Ewww!!! Why!!! A picnic rug poncho. That deserves a demerit or better yet a detention.

by GoodOneFucker May 24, 2014

ponch

Ponch is the term used when you eat and poo at the same time. poo + lunch = pounch

i where so stressed and late for work today that i had to take a ponch to make in in for work in time

by Superheron June 15, 2011