pitsnoggle

intoxicated, drunk, inebriated

Def 1: stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol);

Def 2: as if under the influence of alcohol; "drunk with excitement"

"a noisy crowd of pitsnoggled sailors"; "helplessly pitsnoggled";
"felt pitsnoggled by her success"

by WVU May 13, 2005

pisda bet

idiot bet , typical expression north-east italy of poker players when a player bet a few chips in a great pot. Word created by a poker albanian player.

Blind 25-50 pot 3000 the first player try to take the pot with a bet of only 200 chip. This kind of bet is a " pisda bet"

by zorrots December 19, 2009

PTSDeezNuts

When you have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder but you still like to joke around.

Me: "I can't make it tonight"
Friend: "What's wrong?"
Me: "PTSDeezNuts"
Friend: " ahhhhh you got me"

by Jenna.Fire August 17, 2019

PTSD

pretty terrific school duties

I have PTSD from binary codes

by ohohohohoh........... April 6, 2020

PTSD

post traumatic stress disorder. when you live atraumatic experience that follows you 4 ever. used in a g hebro song.

"I got eternal ptsd"

by diabloツ May 11, 2020

Parmesan pits

When a woman has little balls of white deodorant in her armpit that look like grated Parmesan

I loved carolines dress, but I couldn't stop staring at her Parmesan pits

by @maximillians August 25, 2009

Mailbox PTSD

The Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (anxiety) you experience after finding multiple or successive tickets in your mailbox for speeding and/or traffic light violations. This can happen when you are visiting a new city or area of town, and you don't know where the traffic cameras are poised to "nab" you.

Sister 1: I have a bone to pick with you.

Sister 2: What?

Sister 1: When I went to my mailbox Monday, there was a ticket for $75 from speeding on Michigan Avenue during my visit to see you in DC. We don't have speed cameras in Atlanta, so I thought, "What is this??"

Sister 2: Ooops. I forgot to warn you about those cameras.

Sister 1: Then, I went to my mailbox on Tuesday, and there was another $75 speeding ticket! They caught me both coming and going on Michigan Avenue!

Sister 2: Oh no!

Sister 1: On Wednesday, as I approached my mailbox, my heart started racing, and my hands were shaking! Going to the mailbox is now traumatic for me.

Sister 2: (Gasp!) I am so sorry... you have symptoms of Mailbox PTSD.

by t geezy March 10, 2014