pipe monster

a straight guy with a large penis who can both use it well and gets ample opportunity to use it.

J.C. is known as the "Pipemonster" to the hoes.

by jason October 16, 2003

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pipe dream

Delusions of grandeur.

Anything Jeff thinks of is a pipe dream.

by Hero of Heroes November 2, 2009

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A complete tool, jerk-off, looser. The kind of guy that would steal from your home when you let him stay, try to hit on your women and eat your food when you had no money. The lowest of the low on the scumbag scale. Untrustable. A total dink...

That guy is a complete pipe cleaner. Don't let him near your friends, family or property or you'll regret it.

I'd rather poke my eyes out with scissors then hang with that pipe cleaner.

Dude what a friggin pipe cleaner that guy was....

by JohnnySalami December 14, 2008

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pipe hugger

(n)- Girl who loves cock. Not derogatory. Just a girl who has a natural appreciation for all things dick.

I like Mary Jane, she is a sweet down to earth pipe hugger.

by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

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Pipe you up

Random term white people use but hey basically mean pipe you down or dick you down mostly used by Asheville boys

Random white boy in Asheville, N.C: "I'm trying to pipe you up after school"

by fashionkilla22 October 25, 2016

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Pipe Dream

A low hope or something that is almost impossible to achieve.

David: I been lifting for 15 years and now I'm 28 years old my max bench press is 275 lbs. Would I ever bench press 405 lbs.

Joe: That's a pipe dream.

David: ... :(

by DKXStambull November 13, 2011

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