Posted in the trap

When a person is living in a ghetto area.

"Aye you see that nigga daquan over there"
"yea"
"you know he stay posted in the trap"

by Minimain719 May 15, 2018

schlepping ball paste

1. The act of exerting all one's energy to the point of fatigue and a moist scrotum.

2. Drinking excessively at such bars as the Ankah(sp?), the Onion, or the Lobstaaaahhh(sp?)(Beverly/Salem, Ma).

3. The furthering of any and all drug/alcohol indused motives.

4. Overall, actions opposite those of stupid, unintelligilbe "Jimmy(s) from Danvers".

"What's going on?"

"I'M SCHLEPPING BALL PASTE!!!!"

by Oh shure December 1, 2009

posted at the tilt

(verb) act of relaxing in your home, crib, house. called tilt due to the fact that most people's roof is slanted in a tilted angle.

What u up to?
~Nothing much man, just posted at the tilt.

by DBLUNT August 8, 2008

passed on some bitch

Had a moment with some some bitch, maybe you came, and then you wondered what the connection was about?

I just passed on some bitch, and now I'm like whaaaaaa?

by Dede86 April 14, 2017

Pashed Potatoes

Pushed Around Mashed Potatoes. The idea of mashed potatoes but instead of mashing you are pushing the potatoes around with a spoon or some stir stick similar.

"Damn Ayaan, you sure make great Pashed Potatoes!"

by MonstersJuice. December 13, 2009

Fart Paste

the stuff you clean off your underwear after an uh-oh fart

my god he farted and got his fart paste all over his pants

by kile miner March 24, 2006

posted n' roasted

When some douchebag comments on your facebook status to try and make you look like a complete dumbass/ fag when in actuality your comeback results in that person calling you multiple times to delete the post to save them from the shit they'll get at school the following day. Usually the person has done this multiple times with the same outcome and their only defense is to call you an "asshole"

(Happens to Gabe L. on a daily basis)

post: got a 5 year old kid to flip off a cop today...I'll make a great parent someday! :)

douchebag: no you won't because that would require you to hit pubery.

poster: dude you'd have to fork out a load of money that you don't have to even get a girl to think your sexually attractive, no less father her kid.

douchebag:I never paid you and I'm afraid that you think that I'm pretty attractive. Then again you think most men are attractive.

poster: Well your flabby tits are larger than most girls so it was a bit confusing...

(douchebag texts/calls you repeatedly to delete the comment. Resorts to begging to which you may or may not succumb to.)

friend sees the douchebag's attempt at a burn that got them totally fucked : "POSTED N' ROASTED!!"

by Kevin E. F. May 5, 2010