paint the toilet

when such a shit is taken, that its gooeyness adheres to the outermost porcelain structure of the interior of the toilet bowl. see painting the porcelin

mother teresa ate a burrito and then it made her paint the toilet.

by toiletpainter October 1, 2010

Paint the wall

verb.

When what your dealing with or being made to do is so unbearable or boring that you would rather shoot yourself in the head and have your brains and blood splatter all over the wall. Thus "painting" it.

Can also be said as "Paint the fucking Wall"

Guy 1: "God this meeting is fucking boring."
Guy 2: "I know! This makes me wanna go paint the wall."

by ArmageddonsRaid August 8, 2009

Painted rock

Someone who looks good on the outside but has a worthless personality
Like fools gold

Person 1:Damn she is fine
Person 1:Didn't you date her
Person 2:Yeah but DON'T mess with her she's painted rock.

by YPX April 21, 2018

paint the lily

To reinvent perfection or adorn something that is already perfect.

My girlfriend had another painful beauty procedure done that she didn't need. Tonight, she suffers...
Every time I tell her she's beautiful, she paint the lily.

by Paint Stripper May 22, 2013

paint boy

A DIY employee whose knowledge of paint surpasses to the point of bordem.

He loves to mix paint and see what colours make up a certain colour of paint, he actually finds it fun.

That Danny Whitcher is a right paint boy

by Smash123456 January 15, 2011

Paint whore

When somebody does nothing aside from forcing paint points in nba 2k - typically in an unskilled fashion.

That paint whore took 31 shots in the paint with Luka and didn't shoot any jumpers

by Princeoffame2.0 January 22, 2021

paint the pipe

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009