When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
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Get the University of Oregon Women’s Track Team mug.The region of Oregon that borders California and Nevada. It has the south coast, the Rogue Valley, the Klamath/Lake region, and the desert of the southeast. It goes from Coos/Curry to Malheur County.
Southern Oregon has a wonderful coastline as I love Coos County and Curry County, but I don't like the Rogue Valley and Klamath Falls that much.
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Get the Oregon Fudge McFlurry mug.I prefer the coast of Southwestern Oregon over the Rogue Valley. Coos Bay and Brookings are way better than Methford.
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Western Oregon beats Central and Eastern Oregon at everything. It has the coast which is why it’s superior.
I'm glad I live in Western Oregon instead of Central or Eastern Oregon.
I'm glad I live in Western Oregon instead of Central or Eastern Oregon.
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