Orlando

Someone who has to go to work, comes home and has to cook dinner and do the laundry, pays all the bills, and has a baby dick.

Damn my girl tried telling me to make dinner but I told her “I’m not Orlando”

by Chilidog06 January 4, 2023

Orlando Eye

The Orlando Eye is the action, of poking your sexual partners eyes, farting repeatedly in his/her's face, and then proceeding to throw off her skyscraper.

Timmy: Yo Mark, did you hear what I did with Becky last night?
Mark: No, what did you do with Becky last night?
Timmy: She got the ole orlando eye treatment!

by thebooman21! April 21, 2023

Orlando

Legit nathan cleary chin.

Orlando's chin stabs me from ten metres away. His chin is fucking huge.

by Posayslayer9000 August 14, 2023

Orlando mcfappa

Black and obese

Orlando mcfappa

by R6troll December 31, 2023

Orlando

Is short, hot and prints my ass

Orlando did my dad

by fher fuyhognighnigm February 5, 2024

Orlando reyes

Fat black obese faggot who paints nails and dad beats him

"ur fat Orlando reyes"

by R6troll November 19, 2023

Oraldo

Oraldo is a massive sweetie. He’s cute and goofy and honest and quite literally the cutest boy in the world. Most (sane!) people would give anything to hug an Oraldo. He loves to play games on his computer and nerd out over random franchises. he’s always giggling over something, and being an adorable goofball. Oraldo will always stick up for his loved ones and friends and has an amazing work ethic.

Oraldo is giggling again.

by ina_eats_hands November 21, 2023