A determination of whether a headline, in particular a ridiculous-sounding headline, would look out of place if reported by the comedy newspaper The Onion, which is known for 'reporting' fictional news stories frequently of the satirical or ridiculous variety.
by Kaydiv April 21, 2011
Get the Onion testmug. by Professor onion January 4, 2018
Get the hitting the onionmug. Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.
The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.
The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.
by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018
Get the Winter Onionsmug. An action that involves firmly pressing an onion of any size or variety into a persons anal cavity. The onion, once firmly pressed in, is referred to as a "Preston" Onion.
I gave her a Preston Onion. It smelled terrible but she loved it.
My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.
One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.
One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
by Hellvig June 13, 2019
Get the Preston Onionmug. by FrankM September 20, 2007
Get the sitting on an onionmug. That little, round, brown earthenware bowl you keep in the fridge so that, on occasion, you can take it out and plunge your balls in it to cool down.
Man, Greg was so bummed his air con was broken until he remembered he had the onion bowl. That cooled him right now down.
by Mr Flaps January 8, 2017
Get the Onion Bowlmug. by YaaaaaaahD October 14, 2016
Get the Onion Bushmug.