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Onion test

A determination of whether a headline, in particular a ridiculous-sounding headline, would look out of place if reported by the comedy newspaper The Onion, which is known for 'reporting' fictional news stories frequently of the satirical or ridiculous variety.
"SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY"? I don't think that passes the Onion test.
by Kaydiv April 21, 2011
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hitting the onion

Going on the deep web through then onion and looking through what society has become
by Professor onion January 4, 2018
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Winter Onions

Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.
My winter onions are like a tanned piece of leather. It’s cold. I’ve never felt them so taut.
by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018
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Preston Onion

An action that involves firmly pressing an onion of any size or variety into a persons anal cavity. The onion, once firmly pressed in, is referred to as a "Preston" Onion.
I gave her a Preston Onion. It smelled terrible but she loved it.

My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.

One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
by Hellvig June 13, 2019
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sitting on an onion

verb-letting out a series of silent and stinky farts without admitting to them.
Did you smell Kori at dinner?
Yeah she must have been sitting on an onion.
by FrankM September 20, 2007
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Onion Bowl

That little, round, brown earthenware bowl you keep in the fridge so that, on occasion, you can take it out and plunge your balls in it to cool down.
Man, Greg was so bummed his air con was broken until he remembered he had the onion bowl. That cooled him right now down.
by Mr Flaps January 8, 2017
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Onion Bush

A girl's snatch that overly reeks of onions
This girl's onion bush smelt so bad last night it cleared out the entire damn bar
by YaaaaaaahD October 14, 2016
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