ones and zeroes

a system of rating women as either capable of being sexed or incapable of being sexed, derived from binary code

"At the end of the night, you can throw out your scale of one to ten and just go with ones and zeroes."

by jwd142 August 12, 2009

these ones

A hand gesture that requires the arm to be raised to approximately head height, the three middle fingers pointing inward and the pinky finger and thumb outstreched. The hand is then quickly and repeatedly twisted from side to side. Usually seen being used on pathetic Vietnamese dancefloors by overly enthusiastic red headed losers who think the DJ's lame techno re-mix of volare, followed by 'let's get loud' by J-Lo (for the 3rd time in an hour) actually warrants the aforementioned dancefloor being labelled the "best dancefloor ever!!" The act of giving 'these ones' will be frowned upon by all except stocky quiff haired wank-a-holics who are too intoxicated to realise that the dancefloor in question would actually be less lame if the DJ spun a Nicki Webster mega-mix.

Pete - "Man, that was the best dancefloor ever! I was high fiving the DJ, and giving him these ones!" (Pete then demonstrates the act of giving 'these ones')

by Chris April 13, 2005

onesome

I would assume this means masturbation.

Many people fantasize about a threesome but all they're gettin is a onesome

by b-town September 6, 2003

Oneshot

In WoW, being taken from 100% to death in one blow.
Common when bosses enrage or dps and healers get aggro

Tank: "Watch your threat...l2omen"
DPS: "DURRRRR WAAH?"
Boss: waltzes over to lil tiny gnome clothy
DPS: "WTF I GOT ONESHOTTED!??!"

by Drgodsauce November 24, 2010

clear force ones

Air force one Sneakers thar are Clear in the front, produced in limited quantities and available in Blue and Red at the time of this writing,Any ALL clear Air force Onesa re FAKE!

PERSON1: Check my footwork! you ain't got these clear force ones!
Person2: pshh, I got the red ones

by djsmalls October 11, 2006

head up ones ass

when your so busy being a dick head and not knowing what your doing that at one point you buy yourself a glass stomach so you can see ware your going because your head is so far up ones ass.

HOLY SHIT GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING PRICK!

wow sweet glass stomach i wish i had my head up ones ass.

by jesse tomasello December 17, 2008

Onesan

In the world of geisha, the word onesan (pronounced oh-neh-sahn) means 'older sister'. Every maiko (apprentice geisha) has an onesan. When a maiko has her misedashi (formal debut) she goes through san san kudo. San san kudo is a binding ceremony, where a maiko and geiko (geisha) are legally bound as sisters. A maiko's onesan gives her advice and helps her in the complicated world of geisha. A maiko's onesan is always in the same hanamachi (geisha district).

Right now I am only a minarai, but when I have my misedashi, I will be formally bound with my onesan.

by Mimosa 'Mineko Iwasaki' December 10, 2008