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Two Birds, One Bone

Slang for a mff type threesome. Nearly every man's fantasy.
Derived from the common phrase "killing two birds with one stone".
by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011
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The One, Two Monkey Punch

A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.
He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
by D Bokeyno October 9, 2008
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steak for two, for one

When you order a dinner for two but eat it all yourself.
I was hungry so I orderd the steak for two, for one.
by caring. loving. October 13, 2009
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Kill Two Stones, With One Bird

Ultimate payback (for birds), being killed, by these hard pests.
Bird 1: Look at those stones, down there; they are responsible, for so many, of us being killed!

Bird 2: Yeah!... Let's reverse the odds, and Kill Two Stones, With One Bird!

Bird 1: Good Idea, but, who will go first?...

Bird 2: He will!...

Big Bird: This, definition, was brought to you, by the letter 'K' Kill Two Buirds, With One Stone
by TailsFox May 11, 2018
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two in the cooch, one in the gooch

The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.
"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"
by LaceDogg January 4, 2008
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two in the cunny, one in the runny

the pointer and the middle finger in the Vag and the pinky in the bum hole where the runny poo comes from!
Spook thinks that two in the cunny, one in the runny is funny
by Spooka1234 October 10, 2009
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Killing two pigs with one bird

Same meaning as "killing two birds with one stone" except this metaphor draws from the popular video game "Angry Birds."
If you burp the words "excuse me" you're killing two pigs with one bird.
by E.Sotes April 10, 2011
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