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OxyContin

OxyContin is a powerful prescription opioid painkiller. It will bend you over and fuck you up the ass like an innocent altar boy alone in the vestry after services. If you take it just to have fun you will almost certainly become addicted psychologically and eventually psychically. If you take it because you are in pain you will most likely become physically and mentally addicted to it, your tolerance will increase over time and you will run out before the end of the month. When you run out you will crash and end up buying in on the street. SERIOUS DO NOT FUCK WITH THIS DRUG AT ALL. If you are in pain smoke some pot, it is neither psychically addictive nor dangerous, it will make you happy, hungry, sleepy and mostly pain free. If you are taking it just for fun you are highly advised to stop immediately and seek help for your underlying problems or you will soon find yourself in a withdrawal as bad as heroin and you may even find yourself stealing or prostituting to get your next fix. Take it from an addict of many years, no one deserves this curse.
OxyContin will bend you over and fuck you up the ass like an innocent altar boy alone in the vestry after services. Up rate this is you are a fellow addict and wish to warn newbie users ,by way of vivid imagery, the hell they are getting themselves into.
by OC180MS200 March 31, 2011
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oxe

An interjection common in Northeastern Brasil. It can take on numerous tones, expressing surprise, frustration, indignation, and so forth. A reflex for many in that area of Brasil to say frequently, but often seen as foolish or hickish to people in Southern Brasil. Pronounced "oh-shee".
Someone drops something, making a loud noise.
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