Pessimistic Optimism

When you thinking the worst will happen so when either it comes true or not, you either get the result you expected or you get delightfully surprised.

"How is Kyle so pessimistic and happy at the same time?"
"He is using Pessimistic Optimism"

by DiddlyYourDoos February 5, 2020

Green Optimism

Act of succeedingly and repeatedly convincing or persuading people in your surroundings that their suicide would mean a great deal for the earhtly environement.

Dan : "Green optimism might be the end of your troubles .. and possibly more!"

by davesquicksh December 30, 2020

optimist

See also: idiot, buffoon, fool, intellectually underdeveloped, mongoloid, deserved rape victim

Dan tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the bridge and only ended up with a broken leg. An optimist walks up and says "Well, at least he didn't die."

by Brandon March 17, 2005

Optimystique

Being optimistic with no particular reason.

I have no job no money but I'm optimystique anyway

by Jimmy Cinders October 3, 2010

miss optimistic

Nickname for someone who is constantly optimistic and seeing the bright side of things, the glass half full, and forces her happiness and optimism onto others.

Lacey is miss optimistic 2010.

by missnegative December 7, 2010

delusional optimistic

A person who is optimistic about everything beyond logic and reason. The optimism level of this person surpasses reason and is a way to see everything as glass full.

Man his girlfriend left him for a rich guy, but he still thinks he gonna get her back. He's a proper delusional optimistic

by Manavtbitw January 19, 2021

Optimistic

Optimistic is being hopeful for a blowjob

Dan , always optimistic, took a shower so Jenn would put his weiner in her mouth

by 3d1technology1 May 2, 2018