OMFL!

Oh my fucking Lotus!

When you are surprised about something, it is normal to shout this.

Lotus refers to the lotuses on Christofer Drew's ass. Most Never Shout Never fans know of the lotus and there is a blog dedicated to Chris' lotuses.

NSN Fan: OMFL! That was so cool!

Not NSN Fan: The hell?

NSN FAN: Ugh, you're so dumb.

by lovethelotus May 17, 2012

omfg

o=oh m=my f=fucking g=god

"omfg" Mikal got his ass handed to him"

by Bastard April 1, 2003

OMFF

Old Man Friend Forever. When an older man, is best friends with a younger girl. Man is usually old enough to be her father.

He doesn't perv on me, he's my OMFF.

by Joeactor July 14, 2009

omfdz

The definition is Oh My F**king Dayz, often used as apposed to OMG or OMDz in MSN or any other instant messaging service

OMFDZ! you are such an idiot!

by Sam B James May 13, 2008

OMFAO

Off My Fucking Ass Obliterated

An adjective describing a state of drunkenness during which the intoxicated individual is drunk enough to believe that 3+4 equals...5. An awesome state of being.

I was LMFAO when I saw the OMFAO people stumbling out of the bar.

by OMFAOmath May 22, 2011

OMFP

On my face please!

Sienna Miller OMFP!

You are saying you would like Sienna Miller to sit on one's face.

by GunnyJP August 12, 2009

OMFIG

Acronym for: Oh My Fucking Imaginary God.

Popular, if not exclusive, among the proclamed and dragged out of closet atheist minority in the (cyber)world and mock of the well known OMG and OMFG.

Although it may be a bit too long and tedious to say, that fact doesn't really matter in the cyberfields and thus, making it a regular catchy -stuck -to -your-pagan- principles phrase.

OMFIG! Girl, that priest is so fine I think I will come back next week!

Dude, kittens can get Aids!
OMFIG! Whaaaa?! T_T

by blink-chan May 13, 2011