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old broke dick dog

Being worthless and having nothing to live for.
by thibodeaux June 9, 2003
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Old Spice Guy

Also known as 'The Man Your Man Could Smell Like' and played by Isaiah Mustafa, this legendary figure of man was first featured on an Old Spice commercial in February of 2010 that was a huge hit. He was later featured in more Old Spice commercials, but during the days of July 13 and July 14, 2010, the Old Spice Man was taking questions on websites like Digg, Reddit, Twitter, and Facebook, and those who were deemed worthy by his supreme manliness were given a less than a minute answer in a humorous video that was posted on Youtube. For those two days, he dominated the Internet, and continues to on this day, July 15, until probably forever. He enjoys swan diving, monocle smiling, silver fish handcatching, taming whales, being handsome, flattering the ladies, and doing the impossible.
Swan Dive!

I wish I was as handsome as the Old Spice Guy.

Hello ladies.

How are you-fantastic.

You're on a boat with the Man Your Man Could Smell like.
by jflsajfdlkadsf July 15, 2010
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Old School Biker

A biker with grease under his nails, a need for the road to stretch out in front of him but without a care for destinations. This does not depend on the brand he straddles or even his age.

More often than not you can define them by what they are not. You will not find them hanging around a starbucks, ice cream stand or trendy new spot.

Their bikes will only be put on a trailer by a repo man.

They ride in the rain and snow.

They recognize that OCC, Arlen Ness, Roland Sands and Bourget are great American Artisans... but they don't build anything worth riding.
Look at that dirty Nomad, talk about old school.

It takes a real old school biker to put chains on his tires and make a beer run in a snow storm.
by John "Ox" March 18, 2009
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old milwaukee

The cheapest beer at 14-0. $2.99 for a six pack of tall-boys. "It doesn't get any better than this!" (it doesnt get any CHEAPER than this.) My favorite beer (price)
j: im going on a beer run, need anything
d: heres 12 quarters, six pack of the OM
j: mmm Old Milwaukee
by jamsalot May 16, 2007
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Old Enough

Someone who doesn't want to share their actual age to someone so they respond as "old enough".
Guy- "How old are you?"
Girl- "Old enough."
by lccccc. August 11, 2010
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old yeller

verb: To put something out of it's misery. As in the ending of the Disney film Old Yeller, where the young boy puts a bullet between the eyes of his beloved pooch who's gone rabid or old or something.
This girl I hooked up with the other night thinks we're in love or something, I'm gonna hafta old yeller her.
by shaunsdu October 24, 2008
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old and busted

Worn out, used up, overplayed, and/or cliched to the point of monotony. The opposite of new hotness.
Old and Busted: Britney sucking face with Madonna.
New Hotness: Janet Jackson flashing at the Super Bowl
by 1Spectre4U February 3, 2004
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