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Nugget

A) A lump of fried chicken in which the entire KFC franchise is based around

B) A bag of quality marijuana

C) The result of a school prank, in which the victim is distracted, everything is removed from their schoolbag, the schoolbag itself is flipped inside-out, everything is put back in, and the resulting "nugget" is left for the victim to find and de-nugget

D) Parental slang for "idiot"

E) Spontaneous nickname for a child who is excessively cute, funny, innocent-looking, etc.

F) Slang for any large sexual part on a girl's body

G) A small lump of something precious, often gold or fried chicken. Duh

H) A word with multiple definitions of the Urban Dictionary, in which this defintion has been compiled from all the other definitions by a sad guy with nothing better to do with his time.
A) Joe: You wanna go to KFC and grab a nugget or two?

Jim: Nah thanks, I don't wanna have a heart attack. Again.

B) Joe: Where have you been?

Jim: Oh, I was just smokin' mah nugget. It was awesome!

C) Joe: WHAT THE F•CK HAPPENED TO MY BAG?!

Jim: You just got nugget'd, duh! *cracks up*

D) Joe: Oops, I didn't mean to break it!

Joe's mother: Oh Joe, you're such a nugget!

E) Joe: Aww, isn't that baby cute?

Jim: Yeah, he's duch a nugget!

F) Joe: Holy sh•t man! Look at the nuggets on that one!

Jim: I'll ready the lube!

G) Random gold miner: G'day mate! We be diggn' fer gold

Nuggets!

Joe: Why should I care, I got mah KFC nuggets right here.

H) You're reading it right now.
by iDWiA December 11, 2011
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lil nugget

A lil nugget is the coolest person you ever meet. (I pledge allegiance to the lil Nugget of the Nugget states of America. And to the Nugget for which it stands..etc.)
Jessica: "dang she is so cool, im jealous"
Carolina: "yea, she a lil nugget"
by Lil Nugget June 5, 2014
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ass nugget

yesterday i shit a ass nugget and it hurt coming out
by yetti March 21, 2003
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Tard Nugget

Any person who acts "tardish," as if their brain was replaced by a "nugget" of shit.
by MoFoChuck March 2, 2010
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crud nuggets

A term used when feeling mighty mad at ones self or because of something. Often used by teens, yet adults catch on pretty fast.
Me: Crap, I lost my phone again! Crud nuggets!!!

Mom: Oh, I dropped that glass! Crud nuggets!!!

Me: Mom, your so freakin outdated! Use different words for once, and stop jackin mine!!!!
by REBTanker50 January 24, 2011
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tit nugget

Used as a derogatory statement. Usually referring to a lazy person who has just done something unorthadox or simply someone who is annoying to the point that only two random words put together can describe their behavior.
(reffering to someone who has been sleepnig for an extended period of time)
"Hey you tit nugget!! wake up, your startin to piss me off!!
by Mike Beckwith March 17, 2008
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Human Nugget

-Look at the that guy without arms and legs over there!

-Oh, you mean the human nugget?
by asiatdemokrat October 18, 2018
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