top-notch

1) a notch that is the highest in a row or column of notches
2) slang. an item, person or idea that is so much better than everything else that it is ridiculous.

"Just hang that on the top notch"
"These cheese fries are top notch"

by Fuckstick January 28, 2003

Noice

A "Noice" is someone skilled in the art of installing Chrystal Castles side art on a Moppet cabinet.

Damn, Noice, it doesn't need to be smooth!

by Frizzybare August 18, 2008

burn notice

when a physician (often a urologist) notifies a patient that they have contracted an STD.

"Good afternoon Mr. Chambers. We have your results. Its Chlamydia"

"Hey! how was your day?"
"not good. Dr. Low gave me a burn notice."

by Jack T.Ripper April 25, 2014

Notch

A narcissistic woman who loves the unimportant people in her life more than the important ones

Your mom is such a notch

by Notch_25 November 18, 2016

Notch

The creator of Minecraft, founded in 2009. He is know a well known man, and is earning thousands by the day.

Person 1: Wow, Notch joined the server!
Person 2: Who... The Creator of Minecraft?

by DollyDefinitions May 15, 2018

v-notch

a slang term for a womans vagina

dakotah has a very saggy v-notch and i would know that from experience.

by H00PIE June 20, 2007

red notice

great movie. also if you do fucked shit and becum criminal I think

Yoooo have you watched that movie bro? It’s called red notice.

by Imaarealperson. November 14, 2021