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Conspiracy Drunk

When you're so drunk that you start talking about conspiracy theories.
Damn CC was so drunk last night that he started talking about how the moon landing was staged. He was conspiracy drunk.
by GoltHlenny May 17, 2019
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Lucy-drunk

A state of high-level drunkness which leads to the following:

- Loss of memory
- Head injuries
- Ruined clothing
- Needing to be carried to bed
- Making out with lots of strangers and handing your number out to anyone

This level of drunk is extremely dangerous and should only be attempted with extreme caution.
"Oh hey, you out tonight?"

"Yeah, gonna get sooooo drunk!"

"Ooohh yeah?! How drunk?"

"Lucy-drunk!"

"Oh wow, be careful!"
by SpeakTheTruth123 March 16, 2014
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Drunk-Cam

The name given to the designated driver on a big night out. Their sober eyes, ears and memory act as a "camera" documenting the crazy shit that happens to drunk people on a night out.

It was derived from the words "Drunk" and "Camera".

Drunk-Cams are the sober people, who on a night out are able to recall the events of the evening and relay them to their drunk partying mates the next day.

A good drunk-cam never misses an incident or indiscretion and will happily remind those involved the following day, or until sobriety arrives.
Q. "Oi, what the fuck happened to me last night? Check out this bruise, man, I think I was hit by car."

A. "Dude, you need to speak to Kylie, she was Drunk-Cam last night."
by Jado987 February 17, 2010
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shampoo drunk

When you become drunk off only a couple of drinks the morning after a gnarly night on the town.
How is duty so drunk off only a couple peach schnapps? Oh dude she got righteous last night she's just shampoo drunk. Oh that's chill
by germanrodriguez22 July 26, 2014
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Drunk Fu

That guy is wasted. He doesn't know Karate. Check out his drunk fu skills.
by asswipejohnson December 20, 2010
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Drunk on Life

When you are completely oblivious to anything occurring while you are walking, running, or just plain moving as you create mayhem for other people without realizing it because you think the whole world revolves around you and you don't have to be careful for anything.
Stephanie the typical teenage girl was drunk on life when she walked over an old lady and walked into oncoming traffic as she was texting creating a huge accident.
by akararules July 9, 2010
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Drunk Sledding

When A snow day comes around and you want a little spark to sledding. Best when sledding 10 minutes after gulping down 10 shots of your favorite liquor. You wont feel a thing.
Yo, Were snowed in, lets get some Absolut and go drunk sledding!
by Abu and Antonella December 14, 2008
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