German Bath

a more elaborate version of a 'Dutch Oven' where the unwilling participant is held underneath the bed covers while the assailant gently shits the bed.

"She broke up with me when my dutch oven accidently turned into a German Bath. There was shit everywhere...."

by Two Robs June 08, 2012

German helmet

A slang term for the head of a penis, because they look similiar; specifically German WWII (Nazi) Army and SS Helmets.

Proof that Nazi's are literally dickheads.

by The Big H February 19, 2005

Arschkarte (German)

The opposite of the Joker - means You have lost, You are are fool of someone.

Da habe ich die Arschkarte gezogen.

by Lutz Biesterfeld April 21, 2003

German Sniper

While doin a bitch doggystyle pull out and spit on her back then when she turns around shoot your load in her eye.

My boyfriend gave me a German Sniper last week and I haven't been able to see straight since.

by Austin925 September 28, 2006

Mrs German

A horrible teacher

Mrs German is not a great teacher and she smiles too much

by lsfjkslfkj May 31, 2009

zi germans

The phrase that Turkish uses in Snatch moovie.

-Why do you need that gun?
- Fo protection...
- protection from what, zi germans?

by superflyingbastard February 02, 2009

German Women

usually really hot but really moody and defensive

that German Women is hot, but she can be a complete bitch at times.

by hbtmju7 September 29, 2010