like a dragons nostril

The feeling you would get while trying to pass very spicy food the day after eating it

"Here Mick did you enjoy the vindaloo last night?" " yes ,but my asshole was like a dragons nostril this morning"

by spoofaRoof March 31, 2015

Nostradamus

The world's most famous prophet. He began his career as a plauge physician in 16th-century France. He encoded his powerful visions of the future in four-line poems called "quartrains", using puns, word games, and astrological symbols to describe what was (and is) to come. Among the events he successfully forsaw include:
- The American and French relvolutions
- Both world wars
- The rises and falls of Napoleon and Hitler
- The assassination of JFK
- The lunar landing
- The Russia revolution
- 9/11

Doesn't it feel good to acctually learn something useful on Urbandictionary.com?

Here's a sample of a quatrain:

"One who the infernal gods of Hannibal
Will call to be born, terror to all mankind:
Newspapers cannot tell of worse horror in the past,
They will come to the Romans through Babel."
Century II, Quatrain 30

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

empty-nester

a person whose children have grown up and left

Don't mind her. She's an empty-nester.

by The Return of Light Joker June 14, 2009

nostradumbass

a friend that is notorious for making comments or predictions that are either extremely obvious or extremely ridiculous.

Nostradumbass told me that if Bowersox wins american idol the redsox will win the world series

by the pose June 14, 2010

noseroids

This is hemroids in your nose.

Symptoms include a itchy, painful and bloody nose.

Caused by picking your nose too much.

Treatment is easy, STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE!

Background-
From a very tired new mother who tends to mix up words when exhausted.

Origin-

Road noise.

Patient: My nose has been hurting bad and it is also bleeding.

Doctor: Do you pick your nose?

Patient: No! That is gross.

Doctor: Well, it looks like you have noseroids which is caused by picking your nose. The easy answer is to stop picking your nose.

by Boobralicious June 4, 2009

Nostril American

A more politicly correct term for the Jewish community. Similar to African-American, Nostril American is the word to say.

X: Your such a Jew, you stole my quarter!

Y: Hey, I am offended, I am a Nostril American

X: You still stole my quarter.

by Jews are people to January 23, 2011

Nostril Ramirez

It's like a dirty sanchez but you put your finger in your nose instead.

Dude, I accidentally nostril ramirezed mysef last night. Damn allergies.

by Boredperson804 June 5, 2017