Norwegian Pancake

When an person takes a shit out of a second story window because a roommate is using the bathroom, and the poop hits the concrete like a pancake.

You know that guy Matt? I heard he did a Norwegian Pancake.

by Norwegian pancake1 November 13, 2021

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Norwegian Fire Hydrant

When just the head of your erect penis pokes out of the bubbles in a bath, resembling a fire hydrant protruding from deep snow.

She asked me for a dick pic so I responded with a photo of the good ol' Norwegian Fire Hydrant.

by cumbeast26 October 17, 2022

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Norwegian Hot Tent

A combination of a Cleveland Steamer and a Dutch Oven.

Taking a dump on your partner’s chest then pulling the covers over yourselves fully enjoy the aroma.

You see Jimmy, when a man and a woman love each other very much, and a Cleveland Steamer, just doesn't cut it anymore… That’s when they have to resort to a Norwegian Hot Tent.

by Delaque217 January 17, 2023

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Norwegian Brush Hog

A hidden menu item at Red Lobster consisting of Norwegian female piss and and fried brush hog.

My favorite menu item at Red Lobster is the Norwegian Brush Hog.

by norwegianbrushhog July 11, 2023

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A sexual ritual that involves a female wielding a battle ax (or any other sharp cutting object) and severing the head of the penis of the given male while the female screams like a crazy drunken viking. If the male does not flinch or bleed, then he is deemed worthy of the woman's vagina.

Dave was treated to the Norwegian slammer by his crazy new girlfriend, Jenna, and he cried like a baby back bitch.

Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.

by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011

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