Nob Chopper

When taking a pee pee, the toilet seat lid falls down and lands on your doo dah dang wang resulting in a sore penis.

"I cant COME out today"
"Ahhh damn why not?"
"I had a bit of a nob chopper"

by marksmum March 16, 2009

nob chunder

Another term for creamy cock custard.

Fucking hell, now I'm covered in your nob chunder.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

fookin nob

catchphrase of Rich "da cunt" Fawcett

James: didnt manage to burn that cd for you

Rich: fookin nob

by unknown October 21, 2004

nob mustard

the big load of cum either shot in the ass, pussy, mouth or in the eyes

I let out a groan as I filled her full of nob mustard

by Mr.JJM August 24, 2006

nob slobber

Girl who loves slobbing the nob. (penis)

Everyone knows Mary is a huge nob slobber man. Forget that hoe.

by donedeal November 13, 2005

Noob nob

The act of receiving pleasure where the giver sucks or licks either the male or the female genitalia until ejaculation / orgasm occurs while the recipient is playing a video game, such as a first-person shooter.

Holy shit man, I got a noob nob last night, and I couldn't level up!!

by ChefBone3645 September 26, 2011

nob ache

(Aus) A pain in the ass

He's no good, a fucking nob ache

by Jimbo February 23, 2004