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nobodysexual

A nobodysexual is a person attracted to nobody sexually like an asexual person, BUT they also feel no romantic feeling Often confused with asexual but it's two completely different sexualities.
Max: You're so gay !
Levi: How dare you assume my sexuality?
Max: Huh?

Levi: Im nobodysexual
Max: Get fucked !
Levi: NO THANKS IM NOBODYSEXUAL
by thenobodysexualofficial July 16, 2018
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Nobody asked

you usually use this phrase in a argument if you play this
I play Roblox, I have heard the phrase "nobody asked" in every argument i have been in with oders
by 11 year old February 16, 2021
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but nobody came

A quick way to describe a very sad orgy
"We just had an orgy..."
"You sound sad"
"Yeah, it was cool, but nobody came"
by Darhdog December 22, 2015
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Noboff

When the penis becomes flaccid. This is much like the term nobon, but obviously with the suffix "on" removed and a new suffix of "off" replacing it.
For some males a "noboff" can be a repeating problem. An example of a "noboff" becoming a problem would be trying to engage in sexual intercourse. This is normally when some men choose to turn to viagra.
Lenny: "Where's the viagra bitch. I've got a noboff"
Lisa: "Leave me alone you pervert."
by Dr.Funk October 18, 2008
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Noboard

A board pad invented by Burton that when adhered to the top of a deck is basically a snowboard without bindings. Or to some, a surfboard for the snow.

It seems people who surf are naturally better at no boarding than those who just snowboard. However it's really more your opinion and talent.
What is that thing? it's like a snowboard without bindings!

"It's a noboard, it does't have any bindings but it's a baller board to ride"
by OneSuperCow December 26, 2011
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Noboarding

1. Any form of boardless sport.
2. The action, state of mind, or ethereal realm achieved via boardless sport and the community thereof
I. Babbydick: "what is Tom doing?"

Member of the Nold Collective: "He's noboarding, Adar."
II. "He was with Lucas, so he was probably noboarding. That Lucas tries hard to traverse the void to PDPSPP* existence as a noboarder."

*PDPSPP = pan-dimensional, pan-sexual, pan-palatable
by tmexcandy March 23, 2013
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