the pony diet

the pony diet food consists of,
fruit gushers,
and mountain dew

the pony diet activities consist of,
hacking,
playing call of duty,
and hanging out with big tim.

doctor: after i had a patient try out the pony diet, they died. so dont do it.

by lil wils dougie July 28, 2010

lemonade diet

A fast. All you do is drink this lemonade drink you make and drink it for ten days and you lose about 15 to 20lbs. Beyonce used it to lose a lot of weight really fast for her movie, Dream Girls. It also flushes out all of the horrible toxins we have in our bodies.

Girl 1:"I need to lose 15lbs for my pool party next month"
Girl 2:"go on the lemonade diet"

by sheenaurion May 22, 2009

Fatkins Diet

The opposite of just about any diet. Eating whatever you want and generally relying on your metabolism to keep you fit.

"Man, I've lost 1O lbs on this new diet I started!"
"Dang dude, I've tried so many different diets, what's yours called?"
"The Fatkins Diet."
"Fatkins? What do you eat?"
"Mostly Mountain Dew and candy."

by MetaEnder November 29, 2009

diet coke

a beverage ordered by women who are ona diet after they order SEVERAL MENU ITEMS

i will have a slice of pie and diet coke

by 69 July 23, 2003

Astronaut Diet

Going a period of time without actually eating just living off liquids and powders.

Last weekend in Hoboken was crazy I was up for three days on an astronaut diet.

by MonsterMazi January 25, 2014

Diet fart

An expolsion of gas from the bowels with plenty of sound but absolutely no smell

I was in a lift yesterday and farted but I was gutted it was a diet fart so even tho i left it in the lift there was no reaction

by GGTBod August 12, 2011

Diet vagina

(N) A vagina with little to no scent or taste

"She keeps herself so clean, it's like a diet vagina down there."

by JackJames52 September 18, 2016