Nathan

Nathan’s the type of person to slice spaghetti into small bites instead of eating it like a real human. He’s the type that gay and homophobic at the same time and only ever wears the same khakis pants. We love him though

yep…….. that’s nathan alright

by cbenincasa November 23, 2021

Nathan

A Nathan is a short dude with a nice personality and could be annoying most of the time but makes up for it with his weirs sense of humor.

omg stop being such a nathan

by flashv August 18, 2022

Nathan

a person that when you think of them u think of them as a ginger but is actually not. 🙈

- “what colour hair does nathan have?”
- “ginger?”

- “no it’s actually brown!”

by brickarmstrong September 18, 2020

Nathan

Well well well what can I say about a Nathan. He is the reincarnation of your mums great great grandad's mum. He is a wonderful human with a beautiful big toe. He will never give you up and he will never let you down and never gonna turn around and hurt you. However, he is a fun guy to be around and will always take you and your life to the least of his priorities in an attempt to assert dominance over your mother.

None Nathan: "who are you!"
Nathan: "Your mum"

None Nathan: "OH SHIT! You are a Nathan! Everyone run he is dangerous and will hurt us all"

The end

by Big Shaq's Mum December 2, 2021

Nathan

Massive penis, pussy destroyer (confirmed by girlfriend). Loves pussy, and his boss 😜😜

Omg is that Nathan his penis is huge

by Dhgwusjcnckspjsgwvwbd January 26, 2022

Nathan

Nathan is the type of person who you can rely on. He is the sweetest guy, unless he is too hungry or tired (which makes him super bonk). He is warm hearted and open minded and he loves a good chat where he can share his passions. He is intense and there is not a single thing that He does not perform well. If you’re a parent to a Nathan, you know he is the best son. He will drive miles to help you or smoke a cigar after working on a project together. If you’re a friend, you have a brother for life who will move mountains for you. If you are a dog and you belong to a Nathan, you have the best trainer and company. Nathan and his dog are one and the same. They communicate through their eyes and their love is beyond any description. If you are Nathan’s partner, you’re the luckiest person alive. He will like you for who you are, not for what you own. He will want to hear your dreams. He will love your food even if it’s a culinary disaster. He will share his bed and his life with you and make you breakfast. He will be a great admirer of your own passions. There is one thing though: he is not chill. But that’s because, unlike him, most people don’t know what they want in life.So if you know what you want it shouldn’t be a problem. Nathan is the guy with whom you will have the Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams type of love. Together you can build a life of happiness and passion. That’s more than anyone could ask for. And that’s the type of happiness only a Nathan can help build.

I love Nathan very much.

by RoryValle November 18, 2020

Nathan

don't be a Nathan

Josh: "Are you a Nathan?"
Brew: "Yes, now I want pictures of spiderman!"

by Infinitefun527 July 19, 2023