numan

noun.

A name granted only to those who are kings among men. Known for their stunning good looks, unparalleled intelligence, and wielding the strength of 10 men - recognizing a Numan is almost as easy as picking out Michael Moore among a tribe of starving Eithiopians.

These powerful beings are burdened with the task of using their power for good, benefiting all of human kind with what has been given so freely to them.

Yet, these magnificent beings have one weakness... an unsatisfied belief in trust. Luckily, their associate do not allow them to fall for people not trustworthy or surely destruction would rain down upon the land. Still, this want for friendship and trust often prevents the Numan from achieving his full potential - instead opting to satiate their intense social givings... inevitably pushing their task of creating a Utopia for mankind further and further into the future.

If confronted by Numan, he is easily giving and forgiving and easy to take advantage of. Often the shock of witnessing their raw image can be blinding and in extreme cases, cause unconsiousness or even death.

Can be used to describe anything fantastical or mindboggling in nature.

n. "You cant trust anyone but Numan will always be there."

adj. "It's breathtaking, startling, it's... Numan.

by Mareesa October 4, 2006

Door Number 2

Basically, the same thing as the poop chute, butthole, anus, or whatever flavor-of-the-week saying you have where you excrete feces.

Dude, that chick definitely wanted me to put it in door number 2.

by J. Saynt April 15, 2009

Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

Shitpost that originated from the youtube video "7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane" posted by youtuber "They Will Kill you" it is followed by an equally funny entry "Number 6: Man urinated on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke"

they will kill you: Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

by Hehe I cheated August 31, 2021

numb nuts

-when one is being cluelessly dumb
-when a person thinks that they're right about something in which they're really not in reality

2cool4school: yo mang, who wanna battle
Usuck@life: battle yourself...i'll judge
2cool4school: ....wtf?
Usuck@life: it was a joke, numb nuts

by nicole April 12, 2004

number 4

According to American Dad, that's when you poop while holding hands.

My friend and I are off to do a number 4.

by mactastic2009 March 16, 2009

faux number

giving a guy the wrong phone number (any number not your own)

C-bomb: I can't believe you just gave that loser your phone number!?

Twaffle: I didn't, I gave him a faux number.

Both: LOL

by gitty76 October 2, 2007

Nigger Number

When the daily lottery number comes out 222 or 444 or 888. Something simple because they just cant think of anything.

The biggest bookie payout day in the "boogie down BX" and Brooklyn.

Tonight's winning numbers in the New York State lotto are 4, 4, and 4.

It's a nigger number day ladies and gentleman.

by doosh loroosh July 27, 2010