noob

A loser in life, both online and off. You suck at videogames, and spend your life thinking about pointless rubbish. You are a n00b

For example, Guy is a noob, and constantly gets beat at Halo 2, even walking into the other teams base, trying to score.

by Chris Brandrick May 11, 2005

noob

A noob is someone experienced but acts like a total newbie. Not to be confused with newb.

Stop being such an idiotic noob!

by The future AlphaClock June 09, 2005

noob

noun, someone that is extremely cheap at a computer game and uses tactics to kill other people that require no skill or knowledge to use. Often a noob will use those methods over and over and piss people off, while showing that he has no skill in his playing.

In Halo: Combat Evloved, someone using a fuel rod gun while sitting right behind your teleporter, who instantly kills you when you appear. the gun kills in 2 hits and you don't have to reload it. OR, someone who runs you over in a warthog because they don't know how to use a gun.

by Jason Phillips June 06, 2005

noobs

People that play an online game too much and call people that just got a game.

bill:these "noobs" are easy to kill

bill's friend:man they suck

guy:only homo's say "noobs"

by Funnyguy2009 August 13, 2009

Noob

A word used to describe a person who is new to playing the game

supa1337killakapakopp Teamkills xXphiregodXx
xXphiregodXx:WTF?
supa1337killakapakopp:sry
xXphiregodXx:noob

by Burkus October 29, 2008

Noobs

not very good dota players

Jomel noobs
Jonimer aka akira
Jarel

Amagboy

by ice frog February 17, 2011

noobing it

When an expert Halo player cracks from all the stress of terrible teammates and noob enemys. The general outcome when some one "noobs it" is that the said person pulls out a SPNKR, Missle Pod, Flamethrower, Fuel Rod Cannon and/or Plasma Grenades and racks up as much as 200 kills before reverting back to their normal docile selves. There has been one occasion where this happened and the said expert racked up 193 kills with 2 full plasma pistol batteries.

-Halo Expert-"Oh, man...those assholes last night. I just accidently went...insane and screwed up the match by noobing it!"
-Another Expert-"Again?"

by SARGEANT JOHNSON, BITCH!!! April 18, 2008