Eskimo Neighbor’s

Two people who have had sex with the same person but not in the same hole.

Dude 1: yo I fucked my homie Ryan in the ass the other day
Dude 2: YOOO I fucked his face yesterday!!!
Dude 1: guess Eskimo neighbor’s bro

by Ball Bustin Bob April 13, 2021

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Neighbor’s dick

The dick that your neighbor penetrates you when you come around and help him

-Oh my god, my neighbor’s dick is huge!

-I know right?

by Aguyfromgreece December 5, 2022

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my neighbor has cats

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

by Kawasaki_7 June 11, 2024

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Wake the Neighbor

A game where one drives a muffler deleted car through neighborhoods past 11 pm attempting to wake the sleeping individuals. You win the game if the person comes out of their house, chasing you.

The goons played Wake the Neighbor last night and almost got arrested.

by The Name May 31, 2018

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Lucid Neighbor

A luminous yet intangible figure who observes and dissects their surroundings. This figure is fully in control and seeks social experimentation at every corner.

The lucid neighbor had a subtle creepiness to them. They had been watching all along.

by sirhealist February 5, 2018

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Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out

I’ve got a neighbor from Indiana state that moved in next door. They have no children. They don’t wish to help me with anything. The wife is an selfish arrogant bitch and a fat cow. I’m a 16th generation Cajun man. I wish all of these douchebag transplants would just get the fuck out. They’re not from Louisiana and they aren’t even Catholic, wtf are they even doing here.

Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

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