Nipples Ahoy!

The act exclaiming the word "Nipples Ahoy!" and proceding by squeezing your nipples, Scremaing or in some Angry way.

Drew: Yo Mike, What's up?
Mike: AAHHHHHHH! *squeezes nipples* NIPPLES AHOY!
Drew: ...cool...

by Drew and Mike March 22, 2010

gorrila nipples

a fat guy with man boobs that represent those of a gorrila. they flop when they run.

"aaron has gorilla nipples"

by fhjkfkfhf June 30, 2005

chauncy nipples

A man with oddly shaped nipples that are extremely hairy.

Man I hate goin with Austin to the beach because he scares all of the action away with his chauncy nipples.

by titsmcgaffney December 10, 2009

Needle Nipples

Nipples that taper off at the end, forming the shape of a needle. Often sharp enough to pierce human flesh! Ridiculously sexy and dangerous.

Hello. Can I see your needle nipples?

by FredBilly January 20, 2009

sausage nipples

someone more common of a male having nipples that resemble the diameter of a sausage

damn that guy has sausage nipples

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

pickle nipples

A common name for girls with pickle nipples. Mainly pointy boobs. and no one likes pickle nipples.

"Girl imma eat yo pickle nipples!!"

by Kala Bob the builder bender December 31, 2016

Butt Nipples

When you take restaurant mints and you put them in you back pocket and it looks like nipples

I loaded some mints into my pocket and it looked like butt nipples

by IronPrime9 April 1, 2017