by muff muncher May 08, 2006
when someone puts there index finger over their upper lip and thumb under their chin. (sometimes wiggling the index finger)
it just looks awkward
it just looks awkward
Girls: *changing in locker room* (not naked)
Boy: *walks in, wide eyes, and then walks out with out saying a word*
Girls: *look at each other* Ummmm.....? *Awkward mustache*
Boy: *walks in, wide eyes, and then walks out with out saying a word*
Girls: *look at each other* Ummmm.....? *Awkward mustache*
by awkwardhockeychick<3 January 26, 2011
the bloody streak left on your upper left onyour upper lip after eating out your chick while she is on the rag!
Damn i know my chick was on the rag until i looked inthe mirror and saw the scarlet mustache she left me!
by cleist September 04, 2008
When you finger a stanky ass ho with a dank ass puss- and you wipe your nose, hence giving yourself a herpie mustache
"Wang dog, who were you hooking up with last night? "
"Bro, totally hooked up with Chels last night"
"Damn, you got the herpie mustache"
"Yo dude, what the fuhh is under your nose?"
"I don't know man? Why? What's there?"
"Were you chilling with Lauren?"
"Ya dude! Fingered her last night :):)"
"Herp lip strikes again!"
"Bro, totally hooked up with Chels last night"
"Damn, you got the herpie mustache"
"Yo dude, what the fuhh is under your nose?"
"I don't know man? Why? What's there?"
"Were you chilling with Lauren?"
"Ya dude! Fingered her last night :):)"
"Herp lip strikes again!"
by Flyassmuthafucker52 May 02, 2011
That girl's got legs to die for but she has a prominent "Issan Mustache" I don't think i want her phone number
by Matty McMatt March 16, 2009
by ihgeig October 21, 2008
To cover someone's face in a mask with only the mouth exposed. The person's is then shat on to leave a thick brown outline around their mouth similar to blackface lips.
by burrs August 19, 2011