1. He is NOT in a punk band.
2. He has nice teeth.
3. Has a crush on Sarah Baker.
4. He's a "Nicey-Nice."
5. Knows "the move."
6. He's in Symphony (the school orchestra, in case you didn't know)
7.Sarah Baker stole make-up for him
8. Can Knee-board with Calvin.
9. An honor student.
10. Has like 7 siblings.
2. He has nice teeth.
3. Has a crush on Sarah Baker.
4. He's a "Nicey-Nice."
5. Knows "the move."
6. He's in Symphony (the school orchestra, in case you didn't know)
7.Sarah Baker stole make-up for him
8. Can Knee-board with Calvin.
9. An honor student.
10. Has like 7 siblings.
Bobby: I'm going out with your daughter tonight.
Mr.Arterbery: Do you play any instruments?
Bobby: Yea, drumsss
Mr.Arterbery: Oh. So you're in of of those punk bands?
Bobby: No(laughs). Symphony, you know school orchestra?
Mr.Arterbery: All those drums must get you behind in school
Bobby: Oh well, you know Im an honor student...
What an Elliott Murtaugh.
Mr.Arterbery: Do you play any instruments?
Bobby: Yea, drumsss
Mr.Arterbery: Oh. So you're in of of those punk bands?
Bobby: No(laughs). Symphony, you know school orchestra?
Mr.Arterbery: All those drums must get you behind in school
Bobby: Oh well, you know Im an honor student...
What an Elliott Murtaugh.
by none yo business October 18, 2008
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u should reply with "MURNT" if this isnt true .
u should reply with "MURNT" if this isnt true .
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Aww man, did I tell you that we murfed Joe's mom last night?
-Are you serious? Fuck. I don't want
to go to another funeral.
-Are you serious? Fuck. I don't want
to go to another funeral.
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"Guess what our school has a Muftyphrankshin in it!"
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dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?
other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.
dude: oh come on what happened
other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!
other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.
dude: oh come on what happened
other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!
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An idiot. Makes up nicknames for himself such as: Captain Whitesnake.
A truly pathetic individual.
An idiot. Makes up nicknames for himself such as: Captain Whitesnake.
A truly pathetic individual.
Brian: Man your clothes are so like... uncool hey.
Frank: Oh no dude, really? I feel real bad now.
Brian: On the other hand, check out that Murtagh over there!
Frank: Thanks man, I don't feel so bad about myself now.
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Brian: On the other hand, check out that Murtagh over there!
Frank: Thanks man, I don't feel so bad about myself now.
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