dirty musket

The dirty musket is a sexual act which involves the male partner ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then using an old broom handle to insert his semen into her rectum (ie. "packing the powder")

Steve: Did you hear what Will did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man! The dirty musket!
Steve: That's fucking gross!
Matt: That's fucking sweet!

by Spartacus891 July 6, 2007

Monket Jacket

5th wave poprock skacore band out of Royale Oak MI

"man monkey jacket pwns you"

by Max December 21, 2004

Munkensdam Gymnasium

Munkensdam Gymnasium is the BEST school in Denmark. It is located in Kolding, Jutland, Denmark. Only the coolest people go there..

Munkensdam Gymnasium had the most awesome party last Friday! I cannot wait until I go back to Munkensdam Gymnasium next fall.

by exchangestudentA May 28, 2011

Millennial Musket-loader

Similar to the Tennessee Muzzleloader, the Millennial Musket-loader involves an liberal vaping art student engaging in doggy-style sex with a female. While having sex, the male pulls his penis out and places a couple drips of his favorite vape juice on the woman's asshole, and proceeds to shove the vape juice into her body with his penis essentially "loading the musket". If a juice with high nicotine content is used, both participants can expect to experience a significant nicotine buzz.

I was banging some girl from the local vape shop last night, and she let me give her the millennial musket-loader.

by Chuck Milonakous February 28, 2017

Musket Shot

To put a small stick like object in and out of your dick hole and cum hard enough to break a window.

Edison did a musket shot and broke his neighbor's window

by edmond383 February 17, 2015

Black powder musket loader

when your with your girl and you take your dip out put it on your dick and stuff it in her

You pick up some random chick and go to her place or a hotel once you get her going and your gettign it on ask her if shes ever tried the black powder musket loader. "pull out put your dip on your dick and stuff it in her"... don't forget to hold on.

by cali5000 September 20, 2009

mungett

when you jump on a dead woman's stomach, her innards flow out her vagina. this is mungett, cook how you like. you won't be disapointed

mmmmm that mungett was a good choice

by mungett February 22, 2007