Grangemouth Munch

A Grangemouth Munch is a meal consisting of cigarette butts, dirt, shit, cum and broken buckfast bottles all microwaved in the local radioactive pile slapped into a stew

Friend: what you eating?

It a Grangemouth munch, ya dopey cunt.

by Crackheed March 14, 2019

Melbourne Munch

Variation on the Cleveland Steamer, when the man goes "Down Under" and the girl shits on your chest. After shitting, she then proceeds to consume said fecal matter off your chest

A: "G'day, Bruce! I heard your missus is one dirty fucker. Is it true you let her shit on your chest?"
B: Naah mate, you only heard half the story. The dirty cunt shit on me chest, fair dinkum, but then she lapped it up true Melbourne Munch style"
A: "The filthy wozdanger!"

by Seattle Brian February 4, 2009

munch stool

"This sexual position works best on a bar stool or countertop. The woman presses her partner's face into her vagina as the male reaches under her thigh for additional stimulus to her vagina."

Let's munch stool, baby.

by Kyle Gordon September 24, 2004

alfalfa munch

the act of giving oral sex to a woman who is not completely shaved

"Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe

by Big Bad Billy March 14, 2007

moose munch

Performing Cunnilingus on an unusually large woman

Dude... Davey P was doin the moose munch on that sasquatch last night...

by Herman H April 12, 2007

muff munching

The art of applying cunnilingus to a particularly hairy minge.

I was having a rather expensive meal with my family, when suddenly my little sister spied a couple of tramps munching the muff of a dead woman.

by egnaro May 23, 2005

fart munch

The act of munching gases that are expelled from the human anus

Well to be quite frank with you sir, we caught your son engageing in the act of being a fart munch

by Jesse Dentremont February 19, 2008