mummy bags

A general term for a womans breasts, by goodness look at those mummy bags. i bet she doesn't know i was staring at her mummy bags

dear Natalie the other day i couldn't help but look at your mummy bags, i went into the bank and saw her mummy bags, those bag certainly could feed a whole army

by Jed Clampet February 8, 2008

Yummy Mummy

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around ones genitalia and and then proceeding to eat said fruit roll up.

I felt like Brendan Fraser when she gave me that Yummy Mummy.

by Surgeon Dictionary July 19, 2025

Jojo - Mummy

A lovely mum and a gorgeous lady . Intelligent and strong , she is amazing ! I love her lots . If you know her you should be extremely proud . Everyone needs a mother and jojo like her . Real stunner , Beautiful spirit . Successful lady she's fantastic and loved , Believe magic . Amazing at everything XxXxXxX

You mean everything to me !

Jojo - Mummy

is a lovely inspiring lady who makes the world a better place
She's very inspiring , lovely personality , beautiful

by JoJo's JJ January 12, 2019

rock mummy

rock mum-my
n. rock mummies
1. Musical performers who have aged past the apparent reasonable range for their chosen musical style.

Origin: "Rock" is the style of music in which this behavior is most widely noticed. "Mummy" describes a mummified corpse, generally of extreme age (having been popularized by ancient Egyptians).

"Seriously, Tom Petty is such a rock mummy now - I'm taking bets on whether he or one of the Stones breaks a hip first."

by Pastymage January 30, 2009

ur mummy a fuckin gummy

The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.

Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*

by Daboder2 December 30, 2018

Hot Mummy

A sex act where one partner dries out their tongue and then gives oral to their partner.

Partner 1: Babe, my tongue is dry.

Partner 2: Ooh you should give me the hot mummy.

by rennisthamennis June 15, 2018

Death mummy Gaynor

Leader of the gaynor death cult

Death mummy gaynor is fit.

by popegaynor July 1, 2022