Bootyhole mummy

A bootyhole mummy happens when you wipe your Ass after taking a shit and some toilet paper gets left behind and dries up.

Jim: (pulls down underwear) What the fuck is this white stuff!!?
Karen : Oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb

by Yungcoke64 November 28, 2017

mummy fisting

When a girl is so dry it is like trying to fist a mummified corpse.

Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Mummy

A younger persons way of saying mum. And if you're over 16 and still calling your mum mummy get your fucken act together and get a job

16 year old: mummy when's dinner?!

Mum: GROW UP AND CALL ME MUM!!! And dinner will be ready in five minutes

by Trolling since 01 January 30, 2017

Cum Mummy

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)

A term used to describe the actions of when, after a male masturbates, said man wraps bundles of toilet paper on their arm to clean off the splooge from their hand.

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used for when after a female stimulates a man’s penis causing an orgasm, preferably by jerking him off, and then proceeds to bundle her hand in toilet paper to clean her hands off.

(1)
“I was fapping last night, and I did a cum mummy.”

(2)
“Samantha and I were getting frisky last night, and she jerked me off; and then she pulled a cum mummy on me.”

by Yo Mama’s Asshole February 23, 2020

Professional Mummy

A mum who is also working as a professional/career job. Same as a career mom.

She’s not a stay at home mum she’s a professional mummy.

by Sah_2016 May 30, 2020

Mummy Buddy

When a guy and his bestfriend put both their dicks in one condom to have have sex with the others girlfriend/wife

Chad: Bro me and Xan did a mummy buddy on his girl
Rest of the Frat house: Bro no way!!

by Jesus Sins October 2, 2020

The Mummy

When you wrap a girl in bed sheets and fuck her mouth while she makes mummy sounds.

Hey man, my girlfriend and I tried the mummy and afterwards she threw up for almost 3 hours!

by ShinSplinter December 11, 2012