A way to describe a person who struggles every single day of their life. In every single way possible.
Person 1: Man, I got locked out of my dorm in only a towel after I took a shower.
Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.
Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.
by Anonymous68753 March 07, 2011
A cupcake someone has licked the icing off of and throw away.
It means no one likes you they just like what comes with you.
It means no one likes you they just like what comes with you.
“Sarah is such a trash muffin, I only like her for her boat. “
“Alayna is a trash muffin but it’s better then being alone during lunch.”
“I think i’m just a trash muffin to Paige and Reagan. They only ever hang out with me when they need a ride.”
“Alayna is a trash muffin but it’s better then being alone during lunch.”
“I think i’m just a trash muffin to Paige and Reagan. They only ever hang out with me when they need a ride.”
by Rosalin Rocketta March 06, 2018
Performing cunnilingus i.e. placing one's mouth and tongue on, around and in the vagina and going for it!
"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."
by silkpouch September 13, 2007
The mass of testicles that are created when multiple males rest their scrota on a female's (or male's) head or face.
Spencer's eyes, nose, mouth, and right ear were completely covered by a muffin blob last Thursday night.
by 7200A November 11, 2007
When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.
“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.
by TrishaE September 27, 2019
A sunny side up egg on an english muffin. Pronounced when running the words egg-on-a-muffin together. Usually popular amongst those of Polish decent.
Hey mom, can you make me breakfast?
Sure, let me make you an eggnon muffin.
Elizabeth what are you making us for breakfast?
My famous eggnon muffin's obviously!
Sure, let me make you an eggnon muffin.
Elizabeth what are you making us for breakfast?
My famous eggnon muffin's obviously!
by Elzbieta January 14, 2012
by Hom2436 January 24, 2018