The 1 meter problem

When your dick is 1 meter long , and have to put it down your pants, making it hard to hide and making walking with it uncomfortable.

guy 1: why is Joe always walking so strange?
guy 2: Joe has The 1 meter problem.
guy 1: geez, i guess size does not always matter...

by calasin June 4, 2017

fart-o-meter

a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.

and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

meteor shower

when one takes a massive shit from great heights. generally while positioning one's self atop of a public bathroom stall, placing the feet and hands at all four corners.

i was totally jonesing for a thrill so i decided to pull a meteor shower at the bus station just to pass the time.

by Klingon7 October 12, 2007

meterosexual

A guy who is not gay, but pretty damn close.

Clay Aiken

by Yer mama April 23, 2004

meteor

To totally pwn someone at ssb by jumping above them when over the edge of the level, and punting them down and out.
Often accompanied with the phrase "Shazam!"

Hyrule palace, last 2 seconds, Captain Falcon floats above Fox.

Impossibly long leg stretches out.

Punt.

"Shazam!"

"Wow, what a meteor."

by El dddddddddd September 28, 2006

metertzulate

Verb, Transitive: "To trash or destroy inanimate objects in the manner of a small kitten (or a bored house cat.)"

"While they were at work, their kitten metertzulated the new roll of toilet paper, the curtains, and the house plants."

by SWIZZBO February 13, 2004

H Meter

An expression used to describe one's level of horniness at any given time. Used as a code word so nobody else knows you're talking about sex.

"Damn, you look hot in that outfit, my H Meter is going up just looking at you!"

by bearista August 23, 2011