morris

the last of a girl who is fine as hell and who is loved and well cherished

damn that girl must be a morris

by mexiklan November 30, 2011

morristache

a wispy mustache, in the style of Charlotte Bobcats forward Adam Morrison.

Kid Rock seems to be sporting a morristache these days, I wonder if it's got any Pamela juice left on it.

by Schrutetastic October 29, 2007

morried

The act of being more worried: The combination of "more" and "worried"

Don't be worried about the world ending in 2012, be morried that the world will end in 2036, when that asteroid comes back around...

by Jimmy Harsh December 31, 2008

Morrisbury's

The greatest hypermarket/general conglomerate that the United Kingdom has ever seen. In the beginning, there was simply ASDA. However, after losing his left toe in a tragic deli-counter accident, Grocer Sainsber Morrisbury I developed a radical idea. A one-stop shop for everything. Funerals: ✅ Spiritual Enlightenment: ✅ Puff Pastry ✅ This was 1982.

Now, in 2021. You are truly never more than 12 ft from a Morrisbury's. Sainsber Morrisbury III took over the business when his father, Sainsber Morrisbury II perished in a tragic frozen foods experiment. It was widely speculated that Malcolm Walkér had perfected the secret to eternal life. They were wrong.

Sainsber Morrisbury III has invested deeply in the business and has sewn the rewards. His personal wealth now matches the nation of Turkmenistan. He even has a fully automated microwave oven with dot matrix display which shows such delights as:

𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙡
𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔! 𝒫𝑜𝓅𝒸𝑜𝓇𝓃 𝓂𝑜𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝑜 𝒽𝒾𝑔𝒽
ℂ𝕒𝕦𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟! 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕥 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕙𝕠𝕥.

Sainsber Morrisbury III personally funded research & development to determine the possibility that lemons may possess demonic powers. The R&D results have yet to be published.

𝒜𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑒, 𝒶𝓉 𝑀𝑜𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓈𝒷𝓊𝓇𝓎'𝓈

PS: Visit us at Morrisburys.co.uk

Dearest Former Employer.

I am hereby telling you to stick your shitty job up your arse as I have found better employment at Morrisbury's. The Wakefield branch to be exact. Please pass my comments to your area manager who, I hope, will take these great critisisms on board.

Firmest Regards,

Spdan Aialding.

by Jeradith August 16, 2021

justin morris

Biggest irrelevant person you will even meet. Everything he says is irrelevant and doesn’t make any sense. He looks like Charlie but even more retarded. No one even know how it’s possible to be this irrelevant. It’s a mystery to even one even the smartest sciencentist

i have an idea
No you is a Justin Morris so u is irrelevant

by Uhhh ok November 28, 2018

A Morris

A morris is a dimwitted fool

Or a naughty young dog who wont listen

oi Ziggy stop being such a morris and be quiet.
Oi Toker course your not gonna die off a dodgy quaver you Morris

by tubeyx123 May 16, 2021

Morrison

A Canadian term to describe when a person capitalizes on the incompetence of their friend who has been making advances towards someone but is too incompetent to realize that their target wants to fuck.

Last night Sean was talking to a woman, he walked away after she was looking to leave so I Morrisoned her away.

by Dchuk May 29, 2013