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Good Morning

The king of oxymorons. Good mornings don't exist to many citizens of the world. EVER.
Steve: "Good morning, Chuck."
Chuck: "Fuck you."
by KDAWG April 15, 2005
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Good Mythical Morning

A comedy duo made up of Rhett McLaughlin and Charles "Link" Neal. They post videos from Monday-Friday. The videos are usually about silly or weird things.(Like, "Will it Donut?")
Both men have wives and children I unfortunetly do not know the names of.
Person 1: Hey! Who are you watching?
Person 2: Oh, you know, just some Good Mythical Morning.
by Pew_jack_iplier71802 January 28, 2015
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Morning Woodn't

Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.
John woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn't.
by Michele March 30, 2004
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Saturday morning shit

A Saturday morning shit that nasty bowel movement you often have at approximately 10:00am on a Saturday morning after a long Friday night of partying and drinking. Generally, the Saturday morning shit is induced by a large cup of coffee.
Taking, or, rather, leaving a Saturday morning shit is not a short project. Expect a twenty minute sit.
1. Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm concentrating on my Saturday morning shit.

2. Boy was that Saturday morning shit nasty. I plugged the toilet and the bathroom fan will have to run all day to evacuate the stench.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
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TOP OF THE MORNING

It's jacksepticeye 's intro. After loud *WWHHIIIPPSSSHHH* (slapping sound) he High-five the air and scream these words:
"TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIE, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE, AND WELCOME BACK TOOO...(the name of the game he actually play) (...)"
-in jacksepticeye 's intro, also very often used by his friends (especially pewdiepie) and his fans and all of bosses
-instead of "Hi" or "Good morning" you can just yell "TOP OF THE MORNING"
-ATTENTION: you should scream these words, because it's correct and required way to say it
by martawastaken October 2, 2016
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morning

"Aye, Murphy, 'ts gonna be a bad morning"
by Jon Reed July 31, 2006
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Morning Dude

1. (n) After a night of revelry and drunken stupor this is the man you wake up with next to you naked in your bed. (Cannot be considered gay, because the morning dude is prohibited of revealing the affair).

2. See Morning wood
1. Ahh shit, not a morning dude! What was I thinking?

2. Damn, I rolled over on my morning dude when I woke up.
by C&D October 24, 2004
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