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taco miracle

Take a huge dump into some pregnant chick's gaping vag before she gives birth.
Jesus was born of a taco miracle.
by The MexiFuck July 22, 2011
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miracle whip

to cum in your hand then smack your bitch in the face.
Just think of the miracle whip that you put on your sandwhich. In this case the semen is the miracle and the whip is your hand, the slap is like putting the sandwhich together
by frankie Jay January 3, 2008
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Moralesoctupialphobia

The extremely rare and often hilarious fear that an octopus wants to rip you asunder with his mighty tentacles and eat you with his beak, just because he has nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon than murder.
I just watched an octopus eat a sandwich with its beak and how I have a bad case of Moralesoctupialphobia.
by Caesar_with_a_Tweezer March 6, 2010
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miracle boner

A miracle boner is an erection the production or existence of which has no rational basis in fact or circumstance. More or less, it is the ability to achieve and maintain an erection despite reprehension, disgust, fear, and other things in the like.
John would haver never successfully slept with that badger to completion, while at gunpoint, if not for his miracle boner.
by SALUKIDUO April 22, 2011
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Moricle

A drug related miracle; cases of being unable to procure more drugs and the situation is resolved.
Ex. 1:

Joe: "Dude I just had a moricle. I've been dry on bud for a week and Jeff came through for me."

Bob: "Word."

Ex. 2:

Joe: "Man I need some molly, I've been trying to score all day, I got a party to go to and I'm bringing some trim..."

Jeff: "Yea, I got you."

Joe: "Word, you're my moricle, dude."
by Merkyrie September 28, 2012
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Miracle Musical

best fucking music anyone's ever heard like holy shit how do you hear these songs and not begin miracle musicaling all over the place
it's a side project of joe hawley, fun fact about miracle musical the mind electric was originally for tally hall but was scrapped. also a lot of the tally hall members are also part of miracle musical don't know if they kept it coming back though
guy 1: " it feels like flying but maybe we're dying "
guy 2: " hey did you know that song's 7 minutes long and it's by ミラクルミュージカル also known as miracle musical? "
guy 1: " ... "
by it's now and never a reverie e September 18, 2023
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Dan Morales

the midget from lord of the rings but if mexico threw up on him
by THINGJUAN October 2, 2018
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