Naked Monday

Naked Monday is celebrated every year on the fourth Monday of November.

Person 1: Bro, why the hell are you naked?
Person 2: It's Naked Monday nigga

by youngwormbone November 23, 2020

mogus monday

the sussiest and most depressive day of the week.

OMG! I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS MOGUS MONDAY TODAY. I HAVE A TEST DUE TODAY. IM SO SUSSY😭😭😭😭.

by i hate ur dream stan September 21, 2021

Marcy Monday

A traditional holiday often celebrated on r/Amphibia, to show our appreciation for Marcy Wu, one of the characters in Amphibia.

“Dude it’s Marcy Monday!”
“Oh my frog! I’m so excited!”

by EvilAgent2 May 24, 2022

Hairy Monday

When your pubes start growing back from the Saturday night out shave.

"Oh girl, a Hairy Monday got stuck to my pad"

"I'm getting itchy, I hope it's Hairy Monday"

"I hope it's Hairy Monday and not crabs"

by MriarBatthews September 6, 2022

M-Rod Monday

A Monday in the Gville that consists of reading for law school, then heading to DJ Grizzle's for pregame, following up with a little swamptina action, and finishing up by pounding out fresmen vag and passing out.

Jessica Gordon is totally going to get pounded out on M-Rod Monday.

by JTayandclay February 15, 2010

Slap dat butt Monday

You slap a random persons butt on any Monday.

Hey it's slap dat butt Monday.

by BRUH WYD October 30, 2019

I HATE MONDAYS

What you put on a coffee mug.

Coffee Mug: I HATE MONDAYS
You: *facepalm*

by UDpseudonyms November 16, 2019