Ur ancestor molester

The biggest and baddest roast in the wild wild west

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: ur daddy lesbian
Person 2: ur granny tranny
Person 1: ur grandpap a trap
Person 2: ur ancestor molester

by @andrewp723 on instagram March 15, 2018

Proudly Molested Ratty Twat

4 words to explain a whore that has s*x with taxi drivers to not pay for the ride home. Not the riding before going home...

"What does that video even mean? 🙄"
"We already told you you proudly molested ratty twat."

by vyevd8 September 25, 2023

Molest a Redhead Week

Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.

Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz

by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024

Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!

Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

master molester

A serial rapist, responsible for conducting numerous counts of sexual assault. Effective, efficient and remaining at large.

Rose McGowan: We'll get you one day Harvey!
Harvey Weinstein: I'm afraid not rose, I am the master molester.

by avinabeer December 11, 2018

Cognitive Molesting

gay fondled from a distance making hetero feel defeated

A man thought he knew it all about sexuality till he felt cognitive molesting.

by needed cooler slang May 21, 2024

Soccer molesting

Soccer players that grab and feel up players of the opposing team to provoke them to shove, punch or kick them back, so the referee will pull a yellow or red card on the opposing player.

I can't believe that Brazillian player grabbed the butt of the American player to provoke him to elbow him back in front of the ref. he was totally soccer molesting the American. dirty player, play dirty, sneaky, soccer, World Cup, soccer ball

by joecoolthefool September 30, 2015